News Blackout

Just a quick note on the Metro on my way in for the final day of BEA. We're staying at a Residence Inn in Silver Spring, Maryland, and every single TV set--every one--is set for FOX News when it comes on. Thus, I know the spin I'm supposed to get about what's going on in the world, but I don't actually know what IS going on in the world. Could we have unwittingly found Dick Cheney's secret undisclosed location?