There's That Problem Solved

In case you've been concerned about the state of affairs between the Israelis and the Palestinians in the Middle East, there's no reason to worry any longer. George W. Bush is on the case. Despite the fact that he's ignored the entire situation for the entirety of his administration, he's over in the Mid-East now, and he's talking solutions. Looking into his crystal ball, he predicted that there'd be a peace treaty before he leaves office. The Palestinians will have their own state, and everyone will live in peace and harmony. That comes as quite a relief. He gave no particular reasons why this would be so, but as we've learned over the years, he doesn't say what he doesn't mean. After all, he said that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction, and even though it wasn't true, it might as well have been. I have no doubt that his new effort will be just as successful. He's gone all the way over there. He surely deserves to get something back for his trouble, doesn't he?