Top o' the Early Afternoon to You!

It's another Everybody's Irish Day! Stick an O-apostrophe in front of your name and start pouring the food coloring into your beer glass (how much food coloring do you need to use to get the right tint on a Guinness?). But a word to the wise. It's never a bad idea to watch your step and keep your distance from all those other people celebrating their Irish, too.